Being the procrastinator that I am, I’d probably put off holiday decorating until the day itself—every year I keep thinking this year I’ll get more decorations up.

It’s not that I don’t like decorating. I’m actually inclined (as in everything else) to go overboard with it; if I ever do get my act together my yard’s going to look like the ones in the local holiday lightshow gallery being featured on WRAL’s website. I just tend to get snowed under by all the other things going on, and left to my own devices would forget to do it until the last minute.

This is one of the perks of having kids. Since they were old enough to know what holidays are, my kids have taken over. I haven’t decorated a Christmas tree in eight years; I just get the box of ornaments down from the attic and turn the sproggen loose on it. This year my youngest did the job by himself; fortunately our artificial tree isn’t that tall, but even so there’s a bit of a blank area at the very top that made me laugh out loud at Sunday’s Foxtrot.

Christmas Tree

The construction beside the tree is my son’s K’nex version of O Tannebaum. I wasn’t getting the tree down from the attic fast enough to suit him, so he built this to tide us over for a few days until he could chivvy me into getting the real one.

And speaking of my youngest, he announced last week that for Christmas he would like either a kitten, or a fish. Well, spouse isn’t into more critters so a kitten is right out, but he didn’t object to a fish. So yesterday we went and set him up with a small fish tank. We were looking at the fishbowls, but the 10-gallon acquariums were on sale.

Fish Tank

I’ve never been that excited about fish, because you can’t pet them. Still, I have to admit I’ve been going back and watching his swim about. They’re pretty little things.

I was going to send an e-mail to my bud  kartia wishing him a happy birthday, but I realized this morning that he’s going to be offline over the holidays. If he survives his exile I’ll have to wish him one when he gets back. Good luck with those withdrawal symptoms, dude!

Dec 062004
 

It’s strange. I am the one in our family who deals with the city’s Parks and Recreation department. I sign the kids up for summer camps and swim lessons, I take the occasional evening class, I buy the seasonal passes and sign the checks. Yet every piece of correspondence they send to our house is addressed to my husband, who has never dealt with them at all. I can only assume it’s because our water bill is in his name, so that’s how the city bureaucrats have us labelled.

My cat is absolutely nuts for processed cheese food product. Not real-type cheese, but the fluorescent orange stuff that squirts out of a can or comes in a pouch to put on your macaroni. When I make macaroni and cheese for the kids, he’s right there by their chairs, purring expectantly. I don’t remember him liking it in his younger days. I wonder if this is an example of how old folks develop strange tastes. He certainly has gotten demanding in his old age.

People have begun asking me, as they do every year, if I’m “ready for Christmas.” How does one answer this? Usually I just respond with a weak, “Guess so,” for I have no idea what criteria they are using for readiness, and my own holiday-related goals do not need to be completed by the first week of December.

To the gentleman who leaned on his horn: that flashing light on the back of my car is called a “turn signal.” In many places, including the state of North Carolina, this flashing light is used to indicate to the surrounding traffic that the vehicle is slowing for a turn. Had you known this, perhaps you would not have felt so personally affronted that my vehicle’s deceleration was causing you to take your foot off the accelerator for a fraction of a second. If, on the other hand, you were already aware of these things, feel free to shove that horn up your ass.

GAAAAAHHHH!!!

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Dec 032004
 

If you read in the news about someone going on a murderous rampage in a medical insurance office, that will probably be me.

But wait, let me give some history here. Back in the spring, my mate’s employer changed its insurance carrier. They seem to do that about once a year.

Usually when you go to the doctor’s office, the helpful receptionist will ask you if you’ve had any insurance changes. This would remind me to give her our new insurance card, and all would be well.

The pharmacy, however, never does this. And I never thought about it; they just kept using our old insurance information until—four months later—the old insurance company finally stopped accepting claims. Only then did they get the new insurance information.

Several months after that, we get a dunning letter from a collection agency. Seems the old insurance company has turned the erroneously-paid claims to their collection agency, without ever trying to contact us about them. I’m a bit peeved about that.

So I spent a day playing phone tag with the old insurance company, the new insurance company, and the pharmacy where the prescriptions were filled. The old insurance company says I need to talk to the new one. The new insurance company says I need to send in a claim form with copies of the prescription receipts, and they will mail me a batch of the claim forms. The pharmacy seems to be the only one actually able to do something halfway productive, and tells me my copies of the needed receipts can be picked up in a couple of days.

So I fill out the claim forms, pick up the copies, tape them to the forms as per the instructions, and mail the whole package in. Whew, one less stupid hassle dealt with.

Not so fast! A couple of weeks later they all come back to me in the mail, with a note from the insurance company that I have to provide proof that the other insurance company denied them. Okay, oversight on my part, I probably should have thought of that. I make copies of the dunning letter from the collection agency, add it to the pile of paperwork, and send it all back.

Yesterday in the mail I got two responses from the insurance company. The first one has one of the claim forms, including the prescription receipts from the drug store, and it says the claim was denied because we weren’t eligible for coverage on the date it was filled. (Incorrect, we checked that before we ever started this whole mess.) The other one has the remainder of the claim forms, and it says it was denied because there are no prescription receipts. All five prescription receipts, the ones I had to get the drug store to look up and re-print, have been carefully removed from the paperwork.

So it looks like I’m going to be spending another day playing phone tag, trying to a) force them to admit that we have been covered since April 1, and b) finding out how, exactly, I’m supposed to send in prescription receipts so that they will not be removed and lost by the insurance company. I’m beginning to long for the carefree days when we were trying to get our mortgage refinanced.

The really annoying thing is, I run into this all over. The kids we hired to fix up the yard did a great job planting new shrubbery, but never did come back and haul off the old bushes they cut down. I eventually had to get someone else to do it, and now I get to be the bad neighbor by asking them to reimburse me for the money I paid someone else to finish the job I hired them to do. I’ve been putting it off because I don’t want to wind up in a quarrel with the neighbors, but at the same time we paid them very well and the brush then sat beside our driveway for over two months. I had to phone them four times before I found out they hadn’t returned because their “trailer is broken.” And of course before that was the saga of the refinance. It’s amazing how long it can take to straighten these things up.

And it’s amazing how frustrating it is having to go clean up someone else’s leftover mess. I think next time it happens I may just have to go punch someone in the face. Watch for me on the news. “Deranged Woman Assaults Claims Adjuster.” What do I have to lose? They’ve already denied my claim.

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