Sep 282005
 

LVAAP Notice

…according to this notice I received from the Las Vegas Actionable Award Program, which is completely not a scam and has absolutely never been reported to the Better Business Bureau.

And all I have to do is send back the little form at the bottom, verifying that I haven’t “received any monies.” Oh yeah, and I have to send them a $20 “report-release fee.” Because it turns out LVAAP is not actually running a sweepstakes and has no association with anyone who is, and they tell you so in the fine print. In fact this is a come-on akin to the fake bills you see from Publishers Services Exchange—it’s tricked up to look like something it’s not, so that you’ll send them money thinking they’re someone else. It’s a fine example of how something can be (technically) legal and still be unethical.

LVAAP return form

Remember, folks:

  • If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is, and
  • if you really won something, you wouldn’t have to pay to get it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go send that advance fee to a nice man in Nigeria who’s splitting his inheritance with me.

Ferrets!

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Sep 182005
 

Stopped in the pet store a couple of days ago, as it’s right next to the grocery store I frequent. On my way back up to the register, I observed a man playing with the ferrets.

I’d never seen ferrets interacting with people before; usually when I happen by them in a pet store they’re all asleep. As a result I’d never known how friendly the little buggers are. They were literally jumping all over each other to play with this guy, grabbing his hand with their little forelegs as he scritched and tumbled them.

I wasn’t going to mess with them myself—I know nothing about ferrets, and talking to this guy I learned he had three so obviously he knew how to play with ferrets, and I didn’t want to alarm or irritate them. But when he left they all spotted me, ran over to my side of their cage, and began jumping all over each other again in their eagerness to play with me. How could I resist such an appealing little furry tidal wave? So I stuck my arm in and scritched and tumbled them the way the other guy was doing, and they loved it.

I wanted to just scoop up one (or all) of them and tell the pet shop staff, “I’ll be taking them home now, how much?”

My husband and my cat would both kill me.

Sep 142005
 

Is it a bad sign that I had drum withdrawal after I only had them for a few weeks? We put new carpet in the living room, during which the drums were buried behind heaps of other things in the basement and I couldn’t get to them for over a week.

But now most of the furniture—drums included—have been moved out of the basement. I’m revelling in the vast space available in the living room now (and avoiding the basement, because all the work I did de-crapping the basement over the last few years was completely undone when we moved all the crap from the living room and den down into the space I’d cleared out). The drums, my spouse’s guitars, and our badly-out-of-tune little piano now have a room for themselves, and you can actually walk all the way across it without once turning sideways to get through.

So I’m back to whacking on the drums during the day. My drum instructor has me doing exercises to improve stick control and learn to keep regular time. I practice these during the day when nobody is around, because while they actually involve various left-right patterns with the sticks, they sound like I should be sitting on the kitchen floor whacking on pots with a spoon. Still, I’m getting a little better at whacking on the pots drums; I think I’m more consistent at following the metronome and I’m not flailing my arms around any more. It’s all in the wrist, baby.

And there’s also some exercises I can practice at night, because they involve rhythms with quarter, eighth, and sixteenth notes in various permutations, so I almost sound like I’m playing something.

Sep 052005
 

Haven’t said much lately, because there’s not much going on here.

Or rather, there’s plenty going on, but it all seems kind of trivial considering what’s happening down in New Orleans. I go through my little daily grind of chores and activities, and even the most unpleasantly mundane crap is an event to appreciate. The most irksome problem I run across is still something to be thankful for. I don’t even consider that I have problems these days. All I have are inconveniences.

One of my online friends has compiled a list of charities that are organizing relief efforts for victims of Katrina. If you’ve been looking for ways to help, look no further—there are plenty of choices right there. In all likelihood there are plenty of opportunities in your own area; my kid’s school organized a collection of necessities (and a rented truck to send them down in), and our local Harris Teeter had bar-coded coupons that enabled shoppers to conveniently donate five dollars to the Red Cross. Every local news channel appears to have some kind of fundraiser going on. There’s no shortage of people who want to help; all of our international neighbors are offering their assistance (even Fidel Castro is setting aside the Cuban/U.S. feud and offering help).

It appears what we’re really short on is leadership. We have waves and waves of people, money, and supplies ready to go, but we don’t appear to have anyone in charge directing things. FEMA director Michael Brown protested on Thursday that “the federal government had just heard about [the people in the superdome] today”—five days after the fact. How this is possible is anyone’s guess, when the plight of the evacuees in the superdome has been reported on every major news channel in the U.S., not to mention international news. How is it that people in Dubai knew there were refugees in the superdome and our own director of FEMA did not?

The USS Bataan has been off the coast of New Orleans ever since Katrina went through, but no one has incorporated its medical facilities, food and water, or other resources into the relief efforts:

The USS Bataan, a 844-foot ship designed to dispatch Marines in amphibious assaults, has helicopters, doctors, hospital beds, food and water. It also can make its own water, up to 100,000 gallons a day. And it just happened to be in the Gulf of Mexico when Katrina came roaring ashore.

The Bataan rode out the storm and then followed it toward shore, awaiting relief orders. Helicopter pilots flying from its deck were some of the first to begin plucking stranded New Orleans residents.

But now the Bataan’s hospital facilities, including six operating rooms and beds for 600 patients, are empty. A good share of its 1,200 sailors could also go ashore to help with the relief effort, but they haven’t been asked. The Bataan has been in the stricken region the longest of any military unit, but federal authorities have yet to fully utilize the ship.

Meanwhile, our Commander-in-Chief is busily getting his picture taken in sets made up to look like disaster relief stations, which are then torn down after he leaves.

It puts me in mind of the suffering people in South Africa, and the vast amounts of humanitarian aid being sent to them that they never see because it gets sucked up by corrupt or inept government. It’s not like the disaster was unexpected. FEMA itself warned of exactly such a catastrophe in 2001. FEMA protests that they predicted the hurricane, but not the levee failure, yet in 2004 FEMA began denying Louisiana’s funding requests that were slated to build and maintain the levee system. Conducting that war in Iraq is expensive, people, and that money had to come from somewhere, right?

So FEMA knew it was going to happen, and yet apparently they did not work up scenarios or strategies for dealing with them. The government knew it was going to happen, and yet they elected to cut funding for the disaster prevention system. And after the predicted disaster happened, and the predictable damage resulted, all the people who should have been scrambling to take charge and do something were evidently too busy with their photo ops to turn on the news and learn what the rest of the world already knew about the situation. I would say I have lost confidence in our country’s leadership, but frankly I didn’t have any.

Meanwhile, the refugees are finally being evacuated. Some may be coming to your neighborhood, which will give you an opportunity to help out more directly.

Also, the USPS has established temporary locations to distribute Social Security checks for hurricane victims whose normal location is now gone or underwater. If you know folks who need their social security checks, pass the info along. They’ve also suspended service to some areas, so don’t expect to send or receive mail to those areas any time soon.

And I think it’ll be a long time before I feel like I have real problems.

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