Sep 292008
 

Saturday The Artist was bored, and I was bored, and both of us wanted to get the hell out of the house and burn some energy. So I dragged my bike out of the shed, had The Artist pump up both tires, put it into the back of my Honda Fit, and we drove to the closest trailhead of the American Tobacco Trail. We took turns riding my bike up and down the trail. The Artist wants a bike of his own for Christmas, which strikes me as a fine thing—maybe it’s my vanilla upbringing showing, but I think every American kid should have a bike.

Shortly after we got there, as I was taking the first turn down the trail, I spotted a long, thin shape stretched across the road ahead. I stopped a few yards away and called The Artist, “There’s a snake in the road!” He ran up to join me; The Artist loves snakes.

The amber-colored reptile was about three feet long, with a triangular head and a diamond pattern along his body. The shape of his head clued us that he was a viper of some kind, but neither of us could remember the species. We stood a respectful distance away and admired him; he lay perfectly still with his head raised and kept an eye on us. After a bit another couple came up on bikes, and I cautioned my son to move over so they could pass on the snake-free side of the road.

“Watch out for the snake!” he called as they approached.

They glanced over as they passed. “That’s a copperhead,” the man observed. “Don’t get too close.”

So that’s what he was. Quite a lovely creature. After the other couple passed, the snake decided the area was too busy for his liking. He moved cautiously toward the edge of the road; when we didn’t give chase, he sped up and disappeared under the brush by the side of the road.

We spent about an hour and a half riding up and down the first half-mile or so of the ATT. The Artist did most of the riding, as he hasn’t had much chance to ride a bike and needed practice. The ATT is a great place for biking; reasonably level, shady, no cars. If we can get him a bike for Christmas maybe we can ditch this back-and-forth shit and see if we can make it to the Chatham County line.

Recently my husband got his bike fitted with a small electric motor, and has been taking it to work a few days a week. He invested in a bike rack for his car, and I’m thinking I’d like to get a bike rack for mine as well. Because… when I was putting the bike back into the car after we were done… I *gasp* scratched the paint on my car’s bumper. If The Artist hadn’t been so completely euphoric about the whole bike-riding trip, I would have been really upset about that. But if we’re going to be riding bikes with any regularity, I’ll want a better way to transport them to a place we can ride them.

Sep 252008
 

Hardee’s has brought back their chili cheese fries. Someone notify NASA that they’re going to have to recalibrate their instruments soon, as my ass expands to the point of destabilizing the earth’s orbit.

Joy!

 

Well, he didn’t actually cross the road. But he was trying. I noticed him near the white line on the shoulder as I was passing with my youngest son. I made some noise of dismay, and my son asked what was wrong.

“Turtle about to get run over,” I told him, pulling in to a gas station to turn around.

“Where are we going?”

“Going back to get the turtle before he gets squished.”

We parked in a lot near the point I’d seen him, and retraced our route. My son spotted him by the side of the road. The turtle eyed us suspiciously as we approached and tried to run for it, but turtles are not good sprinters. I nabbed him easily and we carried him back to the car.

My son held him as we drove the rest of the way home. The turtle didn’t seem too panic-stricken by this turn of events, and didn’t retreat into his shell. He sat quietly in my son’s hands, occasionally paddling his feet experimentally and making my son giggle.

Once we got home we brought in in the house for a minute to show The Artist. We put him down on the carpet so he could pose for his photograph. Okay, he wasn’t really posing so much as giving us the hairy eyeball and daring us to put an appendage within reach of his mouth.


turtle

Then we scooped him up again and released him into the back yard. As soon as my son put him on the ground, he took off for the nearest vegetation that would give him a bit of cover. When my son went to look for him an hour later, there was no sign of him. But I’ve seen turtles and toads in our yard, so he should have whatever turtles need back there.

 

I’ve mentioned before that my oldest son has really become more aware and responsible in the last year or so. As an example, when Hanna was expected to make a showing, I had him help me carry the heavier lawn furniture into the back yard shed. We got most of it in, but then I was stumped about how to fit the big rocker chair in with everything else.

A few years ago, The Artist would have been wandering around the yard, waiting for me to figure it out and call him back to help. Now, he was paying attention to what we were doing so he could help as much as possible without being instructed. When I said I thought we’d have to leave the rocker on the porch after all, he suggested “We could stand it on end.” We stood it on end, and were able to get it into the shed.

Last year he got held back in the 11th grade, due to poor performance in a couple of classes. Over the summer he re-took the 11th grade English class (and got an A). He started this high school year as a junior, but he noticed—he noticed—that he was taking 12th grade English and Algebra. And he took the initiative in finding out why he was in the 11th grade if he was taking 12th grade classes, finding out that he was only lacking one course to be a senior, and arranging to take that course online this semester so that he can be classified as a senior and graduate next spring. By the time I found out about it, it was already taken care of.

I can’t begin to express how tickled I am that he’s taking charge like this. It’s going to be so exciting to see what he decides to do with his life.

Sep 112008
 

The Alpha Geek just e-mailed me that he’s going up to Philadelphia later this month. He’ll be gone about a week.

Some time later, it occurred to me that my reply probably falls outside the usual sort of thing a wife will say when her husband is leaving town for a week:

“If you go by the Mütter, see if they have any fetus-on-a-keychains at the gift shop.”

Disturbia

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Sep 092008
 

Some random glimpses of turmoil, in varying degrees of force and locality:


Hanna’s been and gone. She breezed through like the party-girl friend you had in college: everyone got all excited when they heard she was coming, we made a lot of plans and preparations, she staggered in during the wee hours of the morning, blew around at random having a good time and making a mess, and then she was gone and we were left with the cleanup. There were some areas flooded, some without power, and one small community whose only road in or out got washed away. But mostly we’re fine. In my neighborhood we never lost power and didn’t even get a lot of branches down.

Meanwhile, her rowdier brother Ike is looking to crash on Texas or New Orleans’ couch this weekend. Keep your fingers crossed for folks like LawDog and Ambulance Driver, who may be stuck with this unwelcome visitor.


I’m not a big fan of getting older, but I’ll definitely be glad when I don’t have a period any more. Damn thing is getting to be a right vicious bitch. I spent most of Sunday on the couch, feeling like someone had been using my abdomen as a punching bag. I’m beginning to wonder if my uterus isn’t tearing itself loose a piece at a time, a theory supported by the thumb-sized clots I passed in the shower this morning. Seriously, the place looked like an abattoir. Fortunately my menstrual Niagra is generally short-lived; two or three days of misery and then it’s gone. Like everything else I do, I go overboard.


The Artist has achieved his learner’s permit. This means that any time we go anywhere, he leaps to the door with an eager, “Can I drive?”

So far I have left his driving practice in the capable hands of my husband, the Alpha Geek. AG has a lot more patience than I do (for example, he’s married to me), and is better at teaching people—I’ve often thought he would make a good college instructor. I don’t have any skill at teaching people anything, particularly The Artist. I think something in our personalities is too much alike, and whenever I try to instruct him we just wind up frustrated with each other.

So far he’s only been driving AG’s car. I figure he’ll start driving mine after he’s had a little more practice. Say, twenty years. Have I mentioned how much I love my car?

Sep 052008
 

She never quite made it up to hurricane status, but tropical storm Hanna’s still getting a lot of attention around here. We’re already getting intermittent showers from her outer edges, and by two a.m. Saturday she’ll be making landfall.

We’re pretty far inland in the Triangle, so we aren’t expecting it to be too bad. But past storms like Fran and Dennis have taught us not to get too complacent, and there’s no bottled water or lantern flashlights left at my local Wal-Mart. When The Artist got home from school I had him help me put the patio furniture into the shed, just in case. I told our stray cat to find himself a dry place to sleep tonight.

Last year we had severe drought. I guess all the collective wishing and praying for rainfall is catching up to us now.

Sep 022008
 

The stray cat has been hanging about quite a lot these days. Possibly because I’ve been feeding him.

Stray cat having lunch

Since he’s been chasing off all the other candidates for my new cat, he must want the job. So I bought a pair of small food dishes and a bag of kibble, and started putting out food and water for him. He’s no dummy, he caught on quickly that I’m now the Food Lady. When I come out of the house he’ll perk up and keep an eye on me to see if it’s lunch time.

He still won’t let me come anywhere near him, of course. But he hangs around. One afternoon I pulled in to the driveway to find him waiting at the end of it, with the typical “Where have you been?” cat look. He knows afternoons are when I’m supposed to put out the chow.

I think he may have some other suckers providing food. At first he would gobble it all up at once; now he’ll leisurely eat a bit and leave the rest for later. He also doesn’t look as ragged as he did last summer. I suppose he’s kind of a community cat.

My husband remarked “I think it’s funny that you found a way to have a cat anyway.”

My next project is to devise some kind of shelter to keep rain out of his food.

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