Duhrrr

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Dec 272008
 

Alpha Geek’s parents invariably add to our library at Christmas. This year, they gave him a copy of Panic! The Story of Modern Financial Insanity.

Since starting on the accounting degree, I’ve developed a bit more of an interest in this subject. By Christmas afternoon I was several chapters into it. I’d thought I had at least a basic understanding of the securities market, but after reading about margin calls, apparent discounts, and arbitragers, I looked over at my husband and said, “I feel stupid.”

He looked back at me with that I-shouldn’t-say-it smirk he gets. “Maybe that’s why my parents got this for me, and you got Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover’s Soul.”

I gave him the finger and went back to reading his book.

Dec 262008
 

Been a fun holiday around here:

Sunday I helped one of my best friends move into her new house. She and her son have been staying with family for the last two years, and they’ve finally managed to get their own place. I’m really excited for ‘em. I took The Artist with me, because he’s big and strong and loves nothing better than to be useful. Afterwards I took him to his favorite restaurant and told him he could have anything he wanted; he’d earned it.

Sunday night I got to meet my buddy Val and his family for dinner. They’re on their way north, and stopped in town for the night. Alpha Geek and The Artist came along (my younger son was sick and stayed home), and a good time was had by all. It’s kind of freaky how alike our respective youngest sons are. They’re both super-energetic, too smart for their own good, control freaks. They even have the same name.

Alpha Geek is working on getting checked out in a Cessna 172. This will enable him to fly all four of us at once—right now he can only take one passenger at a time, and if he takes our giant Artist he can’t have full tanks.

Grades for my final semester were posted—I got straight A’s. I was pretty surprised that I got an A in Business Income Tax; I made a B on every test. The homework grade must have brought it up.

Christmas morning was the traditional Opening of the Gifts. This year we just got a couple of presents for the boys, but Santa sent them on a scavenger hunt to find them—they had five or six clues (in badly-scansioned rhyme) leading them to the big presents. We had planned on getting The Artist a bicycle, but a couple of weeks ago Alpha Geek found a bass guitar and amplifier for under $200, so we got him that instead. Judging by the fact that he keeps asking us if we can get together and play, I think he likes it. We’ll get him the bike for his birthday, or something.

The day before Christmas, I made Booze Balls à la Cranky Professor. I sent some over to my parents (with the warning, “These are highly alcoholic,” although my Mom knew as soon as she opened them and got a whiff). We’ve also had our traditional Hickory Farms and wine to gnosh on, and my annual box of Moravian Spice Cookies (my parents give me a big tin of these every Christmas, and they’re always gone in a few days).

Christmas day I met my parents at the rehab/care facility where my grandmother’s been staying, and we brought her presents and toured their garden and generally socialized. She’s improved a lot since she first went in hospital; she’s eating and doing laps in her walker and going on every field trip the rehab center offers. I swear that woman is going to outlive me. Nice to know I have such hardy genes in my family history.

All in all, a satisfying Yule. I hope you’ve also had a safe, happy Christmas with the ones you love.

Dec 242008
 

The NORAD Santa Tracker shows him over Wulumuqi, China, and working his way westward. In another twelve hours or so he’ll be visiting our house.

I think my youngest started to suspect Santa wasn’t real at an early age. Every year he would say thoughtfully, “I think you and Daddy are Santa.”

“That’s an interesting theory,” I would reply.

I think he was eight or nine when he decided to ask the question straight out. We were driving home from school when he asked, “Is Santa Claus really parents?”

I’d been willing to dance as long as he wanted, but if a parent wants to have any credibility with her kids, a direct question requires a direct answer. I glanced over at him. “Are you sure you want to know?”

“Yes.”

I nodded. “Yes, Santa Claus is parents.”

“I thought so,” he declared, looking satisfied. For the rest of the drive we talked about why the Santa Claus mythos was so popular, and what Santa represented to different people, how other cultures celebrated the holiday, the origins of various holiday traditions, and so forth.

We still look for Santa every year, of course. I think my little control freak enjoys the game even more now that he’s in on the Big Secret.

Dec 192008
 



 

I continue to send off résumés to likely-looking openings on CareerBuilder, Monster, TriangleJobs, and a number of other job-posting sites. So far no more nibbles.

I even considered responding to one of the numerous “tax preparer” ads—the ones that exclaim “no experience needed! we’ll train you!”—although the combination of taxes and retail makes me want to shove a pencil in my ear and stab my brain. The Alpha Geek quickly put a damper on that idea, by pointing out that these services are less likely to be about helping people prepare their taxes than about pushing high-interest loans to people who are desperate to get their returns as soon as possible. This is not why I just spent three years acquiring an Accounting degree.

Alpha Geek advises me to relax about the job hunt. “You’re in the rare position that you don’t have to get a job right away,” he pointed out. “Once January rolls around and people realize the sky hasn’t fallen, the job market should open up again.”

Hope he’s right.

All Done!

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Dec 152008
 

This morning was my last day of class—technically an exam day, although for this class we had a presentation instead. Personally, I would rather have the exam. Spent the weekend dreading it. But I’d signed up to go second so I could get it over with quickly, which meant I was only freaking out for the first half hour of class and then it was behind me.

I also checked WebAdvisor to see if my Business Income Tax grade was posted yet. To my great surprise, I got an A. I never managed higher than a B on the tests, so I figured I’d be getting a B. The homework must have pulled it up.

Now I can get to work full-time on Christmas cards and presents. And hunting through the job boards. And looking around at the new touch phones. I like the new touch phones, but not enough to pay $600 for one. For that kind of money it should do my laundry and mow my lawn. But they sure are shiny.

Word.

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Dec 112008
 


Big 3 Bailout

Dec 092008
 

If it weren’t for my kids (in particular, my youngest son), I probably wouldn’t get the Christmas decorations up until New Year’s Eve. Except of course for the Christmas Witch.

Xmas Tree 2004

Tree of Yore:
Our tree from 2004, complete
with decorative feline.

Fortunately my son is not only very enthusiastic about decorating for Christmas, he’s also a control freak—a very energetic one. All I have to do is drag the decorations down from the attic. After that I go hide in the basement for a few hours, and when I come back upstairs everything’s decorated.

This year we have a new tree. Our old artificial tree has a broken leg on its base, and it was not the best tree to begin with, so it seemed like a good excuse to get a new one. So sayeth my son, who is in charge of these things.

“The base on this is broken. I think it’s about time for a new tree anyway,” he declared.

I was holding up a wall nearby. Sometimes just watching that kid makes me tired; no one should have this much energy. “I guess after Christmas we should give it to the Thrift Shoppe, and they can fix it up and sell it.”

“Yeah, we should do that.”

“Or,” I considered, “we could go ahead and get a new tree now, so we could donate the old tree in time for someone to actually get use out of it this year.”

Xmas Tree

New Tree:
complete with decorative
camera mugging.

That appealed to him. He’s a control freak, but he’s also one of the kindest, most generous people you’ll ever meet. “Would we be able to get it by Christmas?”

“We can go look at trees right now, if you want.”

In that little pause denoted by a comma, he disappeared and returned with his coat on. His “Okay!” overlapped my last few words.

So now we’ve got a somewhat nicer artificial tree—we debated even getting a live one this year, but weren’t sure how we’d transport it home—and the old one is all boxed up and ready to take to the Thrift Shoppe.

It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas.

 

The creeping crud is making the rounds at our house, and it’s hit The Artist particularly hard. Last Tuesday after dinner he mentioned he might be coming down with something, because he felt “pretty crappy.”

Just to put things in perspective: this is a kid with a high tolerance for discomfort. He goes out in forty-degree weather wearing a t-shirt, not because he’s trying to be macho, but because he honestly doesn’t feel cold. He hasn’t had a sick day from school in two years. When he broke his arm as a kid, we didn’t get it x-rayed until the next day because he insisted he was well enough to spend the night at his grandparent’s house.

When this kid says “I feel pretty crappy,” this is what a normal person would classify as “I feel as though I have been run over by a truck and dragged through rough gravel and then hung up on meathooks over an open furnace.”

I kept him home the rest of the week. I’ve been dosing him with fruit juice and Nyquil, and he spent about four days mostly watching TV and dozing on the couch. Sunday he felt perky enough to play on his computer a little bit.

Last night he was coughing until after eleven, when I went in and suggested he take some more Nyquil.

“I don’t know,” he said. “I’m worried I won’t be able to get up for school.”

“If you can’t sleep for coughing, that’ll be just as bad,” I pointed out. “Maybe you should take one more day off to recover.”

“I don’t know how much more school I can afford to miss.”

This is the first he’s been absent all year, but he knows if he gets behind he has a lot of trouble catching up. He also worries about missing too much swim practice. So he went to school today, and swim practice. I fed him a hamburger from Hardee’s for dinner, dosed him with Nyquil, and he said goodnight and went to bed.

I remember when the kid would jump at any excuse to miss school. When did he become such a responsible young man?

Dec 062008
 

The Alpha Geek passed his check ride yesterday!

Dec 032008
 

Snuggling up to the Alpha Geek on the couch last night:

Me: You smell like Pei Wei.

He: I went there for lunch today.

He: …

He: I don’t see how it’s even possible for you to know that.

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