The Director was watching me fart around in Zombie Lane just now. I made the little avatar perform some tricks and showed him some of the toys I had in inventory.
“Land mines?” he asked.
“I’ve never actually used them. I wonder what they do,” I said.
“Blow up zombies and disappear,” was his educated guess.
I plucked one up with the mouse and put it in front of a zombie. We watched her shamble around it a bit, then—
“BLOOIE!” I exclaimed.
“No, no, no,” corrected the Director. “It’s: SPUDOW!”
He’s absolutely right.