Workin for a Livin

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Nov 112011
 

It’s nice to finally be on a career track. This spring I’m going to take a certified bookkeeper course at the local community college; by the time I’ve finished the course and taken the exams, I’ll have the two years’ work experience that is the other requirement. Maybe at some point I’ll go for a CPA—but to me, CPA means “really knows her shit,” and I’d like to feel a lot more confident that I do, in fact, really know my shit before going that route.

And at some point I’ll probably want a different job. I like my job now, and I really like the people I work with, but I’m really only working with one small aspect of the accounts. I’d like to keep the books for just one organization, and work with everything. When I was working for the church, I was doing receivables, payables, payroll, taxes, as well as all the filing, helping with the newsletter, keeping track of who signed up for their weekly supper, and so on. I really enjoyed it, and I’d like to eventually get back to something like that.

I’d especially like to work for a non-profit; between the training seminar and the research I did on my own while working for the church, I think I’ve got a pretty good handle on making the best use of Quickbooks in a nonprofit environment. And as long as I’m daydreaming, I’d like to work in a place that didn’t have a bookkeeper, or had one that wasn’t doing a very good job, so I can come in and straighten everything out and be the hero for once.

Maybe someday.

I Have the Office to Myself Again

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Oct 312011
 

Friday afternoon, my supervisor drew me aside and asked me to take off ten or fifteen minutes early. She said she’d clock me out at five o’clock.

I said, “Sure, no problem.”

I didn’t ask why, but I immediately suspected. Because the only reasons I could think of would be that there was a problem with my performance, or that they were planning to fire my office mate and wanted me gone to make it slightly less awkward for all involved. And I know from experience that if there’s a problem with my performance, my supervisor will let me know about it. So as soon as she asked me to leave a little early, I concluded my office mate would not be there on Monday.

I was right, she wasn’t there this morning. Apparently there have been some problems with her performance, which the boss gave her opportunities to remedy—just like he gave me, with my noobie mistakes. Except hers didn’t improve, and they let her go.

I’m going to miss her, because we got along really well. I’m not sure how to feel about it beyond that. This is the fourth person who’s been fired since I started working there, and three of them were hired after I was. So I don’t know if I should feel reasonably secure that I’ve made the cut, or worried that there seems to be a high churn rate.

My supervisor has said that I’m doing fine, so I lean towards the former. Still, it’s a bit unsettling.

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Damn Scammers

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Oct 252011
 

The Artist has been looking for a job. Of course, he’s having little luck—he’s hunting for a first job in a depressingly competitive market.

So you can understand his excitement yesterday when he finally got a response to one of his e-mail applications. When I got home from work, he announced “I have an interview!”

“Awesome!” I high-fived him. “When is it?”

“Dunno yet, I just have to do this screening thing.”

My Mom radar went off. “What screening thing?”

So he showed me the e-mail. Turns out it was one of those scams where you apply for a job, and the scammer then tells you to go to their web site to fill out another form or “application” or some such. The site itself was some random name that included the word “Recruiters,” asked a bunch of vague, non-specific questions, and was registered in Nassau.

So we had to break the news to the kid that he didn’t have a job prospect after all. We passed along the advice that if you send in an application and the “employer” then wants you to fill out something on their web site, most of the time it’s just a scammer trolling for info.

Welcome to the world of job hunting, kid.

Bear