Bertha

*cough*

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Jun 122008
 

This morning there was a faint smell of smoke in the air. Throughout the day it got progressively worse. The air is hazy and thick with smoke; if you go outside for five or ten minutes your chest starts to burn. We’re at Code Red for air quality.

It’s not a local fire, but it’s bad: a wildfire in the Outer Banks started almost two weeks ago, and it’s still going despite the efforts of several hundred fire crews to put it out. It’s definitely spooky. I feel like I should be packing up the kids and bugging out for safer pastures—not because I actually think we’re in danger here, but because that constant forest-fire smell woke up the primitive lizard-brain at the top of my spine, and it’s saying “Fire! Get out now!”

 Posted by at 4:40 pm
Jun 112008
 

Sharon transfers to Russ an insurance policy with a cash surrender value of $30,000 and a face value of $100,000 in exchange for real estate. Russ continues to pay the premiums on the policy until Sharon dies 7 years later. At that time, Russ has paid $14,000 in premiums, and he collects the $100,000 face value. How much of the proceeds is taxable to Russ? Why?

They’re all like that. Someone shoot me, plzkthx.

 Posted by at 5:44 pm

Artist at the Wheel

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Jun 102008
 

Today, right now in fact, my son is beginning the driving portion of his Driver’s Ed class.

I have mixed feelings about this:

On the one hand, I’m so excited for him. It’s a big step towards independence and he’s been looking forward to it since he was ten, at least.

On the other hand, I want to wrap that student driver car in foam padding and strap a bunch of flashing lights on it.

 Posted by at 12:56 pm
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