Noooooo

Hardee’s has stopped serving Chili Cheese Fries! *sob*

Possibly the FDA forced them to take it off the menu because it was a health hazard. You could feel your arteries clogging up with every delicious bite.

Or maybe NASA finally determined that the increasing mass on the east coast was not a new black hole, but merely my ass growing larger whenever I ate some.

Whatever the reason, they’re no longer on the menu. Woe.