WoW
Quotes from World of Warcraft
Players
“warrer, y u know halve sheld?”
“cuz i furry?”
Healer of WC group, after being thanked for doing an awesome job keeping the group up through a really rough patch: “it K, i love hael!”
NPCs
“Please do not wash yourself in the sacred waters of the Throne.”
– Elementalist Lo’ap
Eldrim Mounder: Now, if you’d be so kind as to get your ass away from my forge…
Brune Grayblade: That, sir, is a mule!
Item Descriptions
Crude Eating Utensils: “There is no spoon.”
Old Sailor’s Almanac:”Decades of meticulous notes about the weather, tides, and navigation rendered useless by the Cataclysm.”