The recent cold snap has driven the bugs indoors. Pest control has been by. It seems to have made the bugs angrier. Last night Alpha Geek and I had the following text exchange:
Bertha: OMG there were three enormous cockroaches in the kitchen
Alpha Geek: Did you get them or did they scurry off somewhere?
Bertha: I got two
Bertha: ONE OF WHICH WAS FLYING BTW
Alpha Geek: Jesus
Bertha: BTW if you find puddles around the sink, it’s because I used the sprayer to bring down the flying one
Bertha: I think I got all the water cleaned up
Alpha Geek: Wow you had a real battle
Bertha: It was epic
Bertha: There was swashbuckling and feats of heroism
Bertha: There was betrayal and redemption
Bertha: I expect a movie soon
Bertha: I want Michelle Yeoh to play me
Alpha Geek: And Gilbert Gottfried should play the cockroach
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