Friday, we got the 2012 DVD from Netflix. I rented it for The Artist, who loves stupid disaster movies. I think his favorite part is the commentary from his parents.
2012 Scientist: Temperatures are rising with incredible velocity across the globe!
Me: Temperature doesn’t have velocity!
Alpha Geek: No, no. You can’t be this outraged already, the stupidity level is only about a five. You have to tone it down so you’ll have room left for the real stupidity.
I’m so glad I didn’t pay ten bucks a head to see that movie.