Hmph

I could stand to lose some pounds. I’ve never denied it. I never actually made it into “obese” territory, but I was definitely just a few blocks away.

Still, I wasn’t enormous.

So I’m a little miffed that no one seems to have noticed that I’ve lost weight since February 1. I’ve given my fat pants to Goodwill, and my regular pants are starting to get a little loose.

Sure, nineteen pounds isn’t huge. But neither was I. I would have thought somebody would have noticed.

No, no, don’t say anything now. It doesn’t count if I have to point it out to you.

Somebody better notice when I lose the next twenty, though.