When did Ritz crackers get so freaking delicate? Tried to spread peanut butter on some, and they just disentegrated.
The Fall of Society
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Bertha
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Jun 092019
My cat sleeps twenty hours a day. So why do I try not to disturb her when she’s sleeping?
Conversation This Evening
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Jan 112019
Alpha Geek (coming into the TV room): What are you watching?
Me: Dr. Pimple Popper.
Alpha Geek: Can we watch literally anything else?
Me: Bodies are gross.