Bertha

RIP Dr. Tiller

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Jun 092009
 

In case you haven’t heard, Dr. George Tiller was murdered a couple of weeks ago. Dr. Tiller was one of the few doctors in the country who performed late-term abortions, and was murdered in his church by an anti-abortion activist.

There’s not a lot I can say that hasn’t already been said, so I’d just like to close with this word from Messrs. Merriam and Webster:

ter·ror·ism \'ter-ər-i-zəm\ , n : The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

 Posted by at 9:54 pm

Umm… No.

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Jun 062009
 

On the way to pick up my son, I made a quick stop at the grocery store. Just routine, minding my own business. Walking across the parking lot, there was a man walking towards me carrying his plastic bags of groceries.

I made brief eye contact and nodded as we passed, as is considered polite here in the South.

He came to a halt and turned to address me as I went by. “Hey, how you doing! Haven’t seen you in a while!”

I turned back to him, confused—I didn’t recognize him. “Hi…?”

“You’re Lisa, right?”

“No, I’m Bertha.”

Not at all put off, he went on cheerfully, “Nice to meet you!”

“Nice to meet you,” I replied, already turning back toward the store.

“Can I get your number?”

“No,” I said, adding, “I have to go.” My kid was waiting for me and I didn’t want to invest a lot of time fending off this pick-up attempt.

This is the problem with wearing a wedding ring. The better class of men generally don’t try to pick up married women, so you’re left with the ratty guys trying to hit on you in the parking lot. Not terribly flattering to the old ego, ya know.

 Posted by at 10:58 pm
May 292009
 

A week ago Duchess was spending her days hiding in the basement. She came up at night to eat the food I left out for her, and would come over to us with a lot of coaxing and reassurance. If we stood up or moved too quickly, though, she’d dart back into the basement. She would lurk around the couch but didn’t have the nerve to actually jump up onto it. (Imagine that—a cat who won’t get on the couch!)

These days she meets me in the mornings demanding her breakfast, and precedes me to her food bowl. She climbs into my lap for petting until the kids start stirring. She no longer flees to the basement as soon as the kids start shuffling back and forth; she stands at the end of the hall, watching them until they actually head in her direction.

If Alpha Geek and I are watching television on the couch, she hops up in between us. She’ll bolt if either of us stands up (or if he coughs), but while she’s there she’ll curl up next to me for petting and start to purr. She’ll lay down next to Alpha Geek and stretch her little white forefeet out to him, giving him an appealing wide-eyed look until he reaches over and gives her a scritch. Then she’ll eel her way onto his lap and purr some more.

I would have posted this last night, but there was cat in my lap. And on my keyboard. And my desk. Then she noticed the mouse pointer and parked herself directly in front of my monitor to observe it. We had fun chasing the mouse pointer around the screen for a while.

I went to the Y this morning covered in cat hair. I missed that.

I had been wadding up balls of paper for her to chase around. Yesterday morning I discovered several shredded-up receipts laying about the kitchen. Alpha Geek, who had been up all night working on servers for a client, informed me that Duchess prefers receipt paper to play with.

The first time I tried to open the blinds for her, she fled the room. Now she’s sitting on a table under the window watching the birds. I think she’s settling in.

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