Bertha

Nocturnal Visitor

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Feb 242008
 

Thursday night when I walked out the door, the day’s rain had turned into sleet. I paused in the driveway to listen to it. It was pattering lightly all around, on the cars, the pavement, the trees, and especially in the recycling bin. In fact, it seemed to be rattling things around fairly vigorously in the recycling bin.

I turned around and looked at the bin, and saw some of our recycled cereal boxes shifting around. Definitely not the sleet.

possum

Possum in my recycling, I thought.

I walked over to the bin and turned my little keychain flashlight on it. Sure enough, a patch of gray fur was visible under the cans and boxes.

“Hello?” I said, to let my visitor know I was there.

At once the possum’s little white face emerged. He sat up with his forepaws on the edge of the bin and regarded me warily.

“So you’re what’s been eating the tuna,” I remarked.

The possum hauled himself out of the bin and trundled around the side of the house. For a possum, that’s hurrying.

And all this time I thought it was feral cats scavenging our recycling.

 Posted by at 2:13 pm

Songs By Committee

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Feb 212008
 

No time to actually write anything these days, so here’s a nugget from Scott Adams: he invited his blog readers to submit lines that could almost make sense as song lyrics, Rivo Drei set it to music, and a reader even made it into a video.

It’s actually kind of catchy. I say we all start calling up our local Clearchannel station and asking them “Hey, can you play She Amazed Me?”




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 Posted by at 4:58 pm

Conversation with My Son

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Feb 112008
 

Son: Can I open my Junior Mints now?

Me: Wait until we get home, I don’t want open candy in the car. You know what happens if it gets lost in the car until summer.

Son: It melts into the carpet.

Me: And you know what happens then.

Son: …

Me: Then I have to kill you.

Son: Not today though.

Me: No, it would be months from now. I’d find melted chocolate in my car and say, “I’m going to kill that kid!”

Son: I’d put up a fight.

Me: Yeah, but I’m old and sneaky.

Son: Don’t you mean old and creaky?

Me: Smartass.

Son: I’m young and sneaky.

Me: You’re young and smartass.

By this point he was laughing too much to offer any further repartee.

 Posted by at 10:29 pm
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