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Sex in Space!

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Dec 142007
 

Astronauts test sex in space. From the article:

Only four positions were found possible without “mechanical assistance”. The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

I think I speak for everyone when I ask the obvious question: Which positions?

 Posted by at 11:09 pm

Why My Husband Has High Blood Pressure

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Dec 072007
 

“My stupid cousin sent us a stupid Christmas card.”

“That’s not a very nice way to show appreciation for a Christmas card.”

“I haven’t even gotten Christmas cards and she’s already sent hers out.”

“Maybe you should get some Christmas cards if you’re going to.”

“Maybe I should, if I’m going to.”

“You probably should.”

“Yeah, I probably should.”

“Well, get some Christmas cards.”

“You’re not the boss of me.”

He puts up with this sort of thing every day.

 Posted by at 9:08 pm
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