I’ve decided what I want to do when I retire. I want to get a little sailboat and bop around in the Gulf of Mexico for most of the year. Cruise around the ports of call in the States, in Mexico, maybe even get adventurous and go as far south as the Caribbean countries like Honduras and Costa Rica.
I guess I should get a little more practice at sailing first.
Funniest damn thing I’ve seen all week. So not for the easily offended. Send your children and dainty significant others from the room before viewing. And then share my twisted sense of humor.
Kid got an Easter basket this morning, with the traditional chocolate rabbit. Started gnoshing, offering to share with myself and my Spousal Unit.
Spousal Unit to Kid: Why do you eat the head off first?
Kid: To end its suffering quickly.
That’s my boy.
