Director: I wish our TV could do vertical and horizontal polarization so it could show Avatar in 3D.
Me: That will probably be the next big thing. Right now 3D is their way of getting people back into theatres.
Director: What will they do to get us into the theatre when we have 3D on our televisions?
Me: I guess they’ll have to perfect Smell-O-Vision.
Director: Oh, God.
On the mailing list for my son’s high school, I got a brief note about the school choir’s “singing valentine” promotion.
With details on how I can order a singing valentine for my child.
To be delivered to him in class.
In front of all his friends.
From his MOM.
Gee, what high school kid wouldn’t want THAT?
Alpha Geek: Hey, Artist, is there anything you want to do today?
Artist: I dunno. Go flying? Go shooting?
Alpha Geek: Can you think of anything more expensive?
Artist: Go to China?
Alpha Geek: I guess you can.