My Husband Is Smart

Alpha Geek: What are you scowling about?

Bertha: I’m trying to enter a new store ingredient in this recipe program, but I keep getting an error.

Alpha Geek: Let me take a look.

*thirty seconds later*

Alpha Geek: Okay, I entered the ingredient.

Bertha: How did you do that so fast?

Alpha Geek: I’m smart.

Bertha: No really, how did you do that so fast?

Alpha Geek: I reverse-engineered the program in my head to figure out what it would need in order for me to enter that data, and figured out a workaround.

Bertha: Wow. That’s just scary.