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Temp Work

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Feb 182010
 

Yesterday I went to learn how to count mail for the USPS.

Our little group learned how to distinguish between letter, flat, and parcel (each group gets counted separately). There’s a nifty little gauge for measuring anything that’s so close to the size boundary that we can’t just eyeball it. There’s a particular form to fill out with our totals (of course there is, this is the government), and we have to fill it out in just a certain way (natch). It’s important that we count accurately, because the letter carriers’ salaries are determined in part by this data.

It took an hour, but we’ll get paid for four because that’s the temp agency’s minimum. Woot!

So I’ve got work for a couple of weeks. Paycheck = good. Even better, I’m hoping after I’m done my manager from this job will allow me to use him/her as a reference for future work. I strongly suspect that a major stumbling block in finding a job is the fact that I’ve been out of the work force for so long; I’m hoping a current reference on my résumé will help to remedy that.

Sadistic Bastards

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Feb 112010
 

On the mailing list for my son’s high school, I got a brief note about the school choir’s “singing valentine” promotion.

With details on how I can order a singing valentine for my child.

To be delivered to him in class.

In front of all his friends.

From his MOM.

Gee, what high school kid wouldn’t want THAT?

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Unusual Mementos

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Feb 092010
 

Last night Alpha Geek and I saw a bit of a program involving a man in Michigan who had been lost in the woods, overnight, in mid-winter. He had suffered severe frostbite to his feet, and one of his toes had to be amputated (and he counted himself lucky that was all).

“I keep it in the freezer as a memento of my ordeal,” he chuckled, pulling from his freezer a small container.

Alpha Geek: o_O

Me: Well if he’s going to save it anyway, he ought to have it stuffed. Then he could hang it on the wall.

Alpha Geek: O_O

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