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Am I Insane?

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Sep 032006
 

I’m taking twelve credit hours at a local community college. It would have been fourteen, but I tested out of “Basic PC Literacy.”

On Thursday night I start evening classes in “Beginning Spanish.”

In a couple more weeks, I start evening classes in “Cartooning” (assuming they don’t get cancelled like they did the last time I attempted to take this class).

And I still have the house and kids to keep up with.

Either I’ve lost my mind, or I’m going to very shortly. Either way it should make the blog entries more interesting.

By the way, if you’ve ever found yourself asking, “What could anyone possibly do with eight treadmills?” now you have an answer.

 Posted by at 10:51 am

Crime Scene

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Aug 312006
 

When I got to the campus this morning, there were four police cars around the bookstore, and the dumpsters behind the student services building had been cordoned off with yellow “crime scene” tape.

Shortly after I arrived a fire truck came rushing in as well.

Primates being curious animals, there is naturally a great swarm of students at the windows and around the edges of the crime scene tape, watching the proceedings. So far the rumors are that they found a) a body, b) a bomb, or c) drugs. Based on the stench coming out of the dumpster, the most popular vote so far has been a).

Now I’m going to go rejoin the gawkers at the window.

Update: Shortly after the Crime Scene Investigator jeep arrived, someone with a contact at the Sheriff’s Department got the scoop—it’s just some spoiled meat the culinary class threw out.

 Posted by at 9:26 am

I Survived my First Week of School

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Aug 202006
 

Last week was my first week of class. (Half-week, actually, because it started on Wednesday.) Naturally on Wednesday night I started coming down with a cold. Someone out there in the cosmos clearly is having a little joke at my expense.

Almost a month before classes started, I had gone on the campus bookstore’s web page and ordered all my books. Turned out the bookstore didn’t have all the correct information for the fall semester: after I’d been to all my classes, I had to take two of my books back and replace them with the actual books needed for the class. I was not the only one doing this and the poor bookstore staff was quite harried, but they managed to remain good-natured and helpful for the hour or so that I was waiting in line. Goodness knows what shape they were in by the weekend, but so far I haven’t heard of any shooting sprees.

The college has a system for classes that are required for a curriculum but you already know the material—you can take a “challenge exam” that tests you on it, and if you score high enough you can skip the class. I took one Friday night for the “Basic PC Literacy” class that’s required for the accounting curriculum. I’m fairly sure I passed it.

I’ve already had homework, too. I’ve done it. I try to get to class early, which isn’t always easy when there’s ten minutes between each of ’em. I sit near the front and pipe up whenever the teacher solicits class input. I take notes on lectures and reading assignments. I intend to be the perfect little brown-nosing teacher’s pet, and when the inevitable crisis happens that causes me to miss a class I’ll be much more likely to get slack for it. Maybe I’ll be lucky and there won’t be a slack-requiring crisis, but it’s always good to be prepared.

dancing frog

No doubt this is one of the more boring entries I’ve ever posted, but with a hectic week behind and a more hectic week ahead, I don’t really give a crap. If you want to be entertained, here’s a dancing frog. See the frog dance. Whee!

 Posted by at 8:31 pm
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