Bertha

Ow.

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Mar 132006
 

Yesterday I was useless. My legs were stiff from strength training a little too enthusiastically, so I tried not to stand up unless absolutely necessary. I watched television and worked on a cross-stitch project I’ve been doing off and on for several years.

Other stitchers know what I mean. The big-ass project that you work on for a while, then you get tired of it and put it aside in favor of something smaller and more quickly finished—or in favor of another, equally large project that has different colors you’re not sick of looking at yet. I might go from cross stitch to Hardanger, or from aida to linen, or just mess around with plastic canvas. But dammit, I have to do something while I’m watching television, I can’t just sit there. Television rarely captures my attention enough to watch it without something in my hands. Plus I tend to enjoy the arts and crafts type stuff.

My eldest observed my melodramatic groans and whines whenever I stood up or walked around, and later when I told him I didn’t want to stand up again just yet, he went to the closet and brought me a blanket. It was a bit hot for a blanket, but I accepted it anyway because it was sweet of him to try to do something for me.

The spousal unit is out of town until Thursday; he was going to come back Saturday, but the bastages cancelled his flight and all the other ones were booked and overbooked. So he’s just going straight on to his next job site. Sigh.

 Posted by at 1:03 pm

“Good one, Mom.”

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Mar 072006
 

Driving my son home from school, he mentioned that in his fourth period class he had learned about the five stages of grief—denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

He asked, “Do you know what they are?”

“Yes, we just listed them.”

“Yeah, but do you know what they mean? Like, do you know what denial is?”

“Yes.” I paused, then added, “It’s a river in Egypt.”

He cracked up.

One of the great things about kids is that often they haven’t yet heard these old jokes.

 Posted by at 11:05 am

Dangerous Treats

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Mar 062006
 

Cadbury is recalling about 10% of its chocolate Easter eggs because one of the molds in the manufacturing plant chipped and a few bits of plastic got into the eggs on that production line.

Personally, I don’t care. I’ll eat ’em anyway. The caramel ones are so good it’s worth a little bleeding.

 Posted by at 11:05 am
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