I Know I HAVE Kids…

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Jun 262008
 

…even though I don’t see them…

When I left this morning, the kitchen was clean and tidy.

Came home this afternoon with two bags of groceries. Dirty dishes were scattered around the kitchen. The popsicle molds were both sitting empty on the counter.

While I started unpacking one of the grocery bags, a minor whirlwind entered the kitchen behind me. I heard rummaging in the other bag, exclamations of delight, and galloping feet. When I turned around, the bag was empty—the snacks it contained had disappeared. No one else was in the kitchen.

I know it must be my children, but it’s almost like I have a poltergeist.

 Posted by at 5:58 pm

My Butt Hurts

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Jun 252008
 

Last night at the YMCA I decided to try a cycling class. I used to like bike riding, back when I was in shape. I figured I’d follow the class for as long as I could, and then just sit and pedal steadily for the remainder of the class.

I lasted about ten minutes with their “sprints-and-uphills” program. Damn, I’m a wuss. What really did me in was the part where we cranked up the resistance and stood up to pedal. After that I was just trying to make it to the end of the class.

The worst thing was the bicycle seat. It was tiny. You’d think well-padded ass like mine would have no trouble sitting on anything, but that little bike seat was torture. I must be doing something wrong; nobody else seemed to mind ’em.

So today my legs are falling off and my butt hurts. I may actually have bruising on my posterior. I don’t think cycling class is for me.

 Posted by at 10:18 am
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