I was walking through Target with my mate, observing the plethora of tacky green plastic hats. Which, incidentally, I want.
He: Why all this fuss over St. Patrick? You never hear about St. Andrew. What did St. Patrick ever do to deserve his own holiday?
Me: He drove the snakes out of Ireland.
He: And by snakes, you mean Celtic pagans.
Me: Yep!
It’s quite annoying to design a style sheet with clean, compliant code that looks quite spiffy in Firefox, only to watch Internet Explorer break the shit out of it because IE doesn’t adhere to web standards.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just change the industry standard to darkness.
Time to slap on a buttload of IE hacks.
deromilly, you should really show this one to your spousal unit.