Philosophical Question

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Jun 092019
 

My cat sleeps twenty hours a day. So why do I try not to disturb her when she’s sleeping?

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Conversation This Evening

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Jan 112019
 

Alpha Geek (coming into the TV room): What are you watching?

Me: Dr. Pimple Popper.

Alpha Geek: Can we watch literally anything else?

Me: Bodies are gross.

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Lunchtime Exchange

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Nov 112017
 

Son noticed me looking around for something.

Son: ?

Me: I thought I brought a napkin over, but I guess I forgot.

Son: Want me to go get you one?

Me: That’s okay, I’ll just use my shirt.

Son: I’ll go get you one.

Me: Wait, who’s the parent here?

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