The Fall of Society

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Jan 012024

When did Ritz crackers get so freaking delicate? Tried to spread peanut butter on some, and they just disentegrated.

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Philosophical Question

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Jun 092019

My cat sleeps twenty hours a day. So why do I try not to disturb her when she’s sleeping?

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Conversation This Evening

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Jan 112019

Alpha Geek (coming into the TV room): What are you watching?

Me: Dr. Pimple Popper.

Alpha Geek: Can we watch literally anything else?

Me: Bodies are gross.

 Posted by at 12:43 am