My Husband Is Smart

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Nov 092008
 

Alpha Geek: What are you scowling about?

Bertha: I’m trying to enter a new store ingredient in this recipe program, but I keep getting an error.

Alpha Geek: Let me take a look.

*thirty seconds later*

Alpha Geek: Okay, I entered the ingredient.

Bertha: How did you do that so fast?

Alpha Geek: I’m smart.

Bertha: No really, how did you do that so fast?

Alpha Geek: I reverse-engineered the program in my head to figure out what it would need in order for me to enter that data, and figured out a workaround.

Bertha: Wow. That’s just scary.

 Posted by at 7:58 pm

Why I Love My Honda Fit, #5

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Nov 082008
 

It tells me when it needs service.

I’m not good at remembering maintenance details. Most of my plants die because I forget to water them. With critters, I do quite well. A critter will come up and tell me his water dish is empty. A plant will just suffer quietly, and typically I don’t notice until it’s in dire straits. I prefer to have the critters, who are more proactive in these matters.

dashboard

Which is another good point about my Honda Fit—it tells me when it needs something. It has a little wrench-shaped light on the dashboard that lights up when the car wants service.

The wrench-light isn’t the best part, though. A lot of cars have little lights that come on to let you know the engine needs service. Some of them are shaped like tools, and some actually have words that say “service engine soon.” And that’s all you get, a vague suggestion that the car needs service. It might need minor routine maintenance, or the transmission might be about to drop out onto the road. There’s no telling; you just get the one light for everything.

My Fit gives me more useful info. When the little wrench light comes on, the car also replaces my digital odometer display with various codes to let me know why. Last week the light came on, and the codes said “Oil life 15%,” and “B 1.” The owner’s manual translates these codes for me:

Oil life 15%: Well, that one’s pretty self-explanatory. Change the oil.

B: While you’re at it, the oil filter needs replacing, and you should check my fluids, brakes, and a few other things.

1: Also, it’s time to rotate my tires.

This afternoon I took her up to the friendly Honda dealership where we bought her, and they performed the maintenance requested by her little dashboard lights. I love that. It’s so much easier to take care of a car that tells you exactly what it needs.

 Posted by at 4:51 pm

I Can Has Paycheck?

 Accounting Stuff, Geek Wannabe, General  Comments Off on I Can Has Paycheck?
Nov 072008
 

Had another job interview today—I hate to say I think it went well, because that’s what I thought of the last two job interviews, and then I never heard from them. But… I think it went well. By the end of the interview we were discussing the hypothetical hours I would work, my career goals for the foreseeable future, and what kind of pay I was looking for.

The place is essentially an accountant stable; they rent accountants to companies that aren’t big enough to have their own accounting department. They are flexible on their hours, so if I wanted to continue on the schooling track in pursuit of my CPA I could do that while working part-time. I would probably have to work over some Saturdays during tax season, but I expect that’s pretty much standard for any accounting job.

Keep your fingers crossed!

 Posted by at 8:45 pm
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