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My eldest turns sixteen in a couple of months. We wanted to do something special for this birthday.

My spousal unit has also been wanting a big family vacation for a while.

A confluence of financial solvency and vacation availability has led us to book a week-long Caribbean cruise for the end of July. The whole lot of us. Together on a boat. For a week. God help us.

I plan to stuff myself every day, get snockered every night, and gain approximately thirty pounds. I’m told in Mexico they aren’t obssessed with anorexia thinness as they are here. I totally need to move to Mexico.