Okay, the Parts Go

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May 302014
 

(Obligatory Female Issues warning here.)

My uterus is trying to turn itself inside out today.

Have an appointment with the OB/GYN next week, going to talk to her about removing the damn thing entirely. Enough of this shit.

Dear Job Board Spammers

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May 152014
 

…when an exciting new job offer shows up in my inbox, with my own name as the sender, that’s a pretty big hint that you’re just a scammer.

Come on, at least TRY.

No love,

Bertha

 Posted by at 7:32 pm

Kvetching

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Apr 302014
 

Some day I’d like to work in an office where the break room is an actual room, rather than a corner off a hall where they stuck a table and some chairs. Then I could have lunch without getting comments about it from co-workers passing back and forth.

“Lunchtime already?”

“Smells good!”

“Hungry girl.”

Yeah, yeah, just STFU and let me eat my goddamn stew.

 Posted by at 12:15 pm
Bear