Tossing Old Papers

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Mar 232013
 

Today the boys and I cleaned up the house. Well, I cleaned up the house, they cleaned up their rooms. It was not entirely voluntary on their parts, but they nonetheless worked hard and had good attitudes about the project.

At one point the Director came out with a bag of trash (I think it was his third) while I was sorting through some papers on the counter.

“I was just thinking,” he remarked, “that nowadays it’s almost like hard copies of documents are soft copies, and vice versa.”

“I know what you mean,” I replied, tossing some more papers in the trash. “I was just thinking there’s no point keeping all this old paperwork, because if it’s not searchable I can’t ever find what I want anyway.”

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Text Exchange

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Mar 032013
 

Me: Power flickered, big bang not far off. Now sirens.  wtf

He: Exploded squirrel on power line, rodent EMS en route

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Fireworks

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Feb 252013
 

So the boss said I’m to start doing payroll for his other company, and new girl is to start doing payroll for a few of our clients.

This morning Freda*, my sort-of supervisor, sat us down to show us how to pay 1099 vendors (since that’s part of what we’ll be doing).

As we were going over it, Queenie happened by and noticed us.

My friends, she was livid. She went off on a little tirade: payroll is her responsibility, the boss told her to show us how to do it, does Freda have no work of her own to do, Freda thinks she knows everything and Queenie knows nothing, et cetera, et cetera.

Freda is not at all intimidated by Queenie, but she was placating and conciliatory in an attempt to defuse the drama bomb. “Sure, Queenie. Boss told me to show them, too, so I was showing them. You go ahead and take over.” She vacated the room, and Queenie sat down and walked us through the 1099 vendor payments.

The rest of the day was reasonably quiet.

If I hadn’t figured out by now that our drama stems from a turf war, I think this would have clued me in.

*Not her real name.

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