Failure to Launch

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Jan 022013
 

A few months ago I bought Duchess a scratching post with a perch attached. She loves it; she scratches it, sleeps on it, and sits on it to look out the window.

And, when she’s having a Crazy Cat Episode, she likes to race through the house and launch herself to the perch from several feet away.

Tonight she was having a ‘sode, galloping through the house, and attempted to launch herself to the perch as usual. She didn’t quite make it, and for several seconds I was laughing hysterically as she hauled herself up the rest of the way.

I explained the source of my hilarity to Alpha Geek, who nodded. “Poor energy management,” he remarked. “Should have applied more thrust on short final.”

Ow

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Nov 282012
 

Go to bed, feel fine.

Wake up before the alarm because of pain in my neck/shoulder. The sort of thing we Southerners refer to as “a crick in my neck.” Apparently I can’t even sleep without hurting myself.

I want my twenty-year-old clone body now. Or at least a live-in masseuse.

 Posted by at 8:54 am

Hypothetically

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Nov 252012
 

Alpha Geek, refilling his CPAP: You know, if you ever wanted to kill me in my sleep, all you’d have to do is put some cyanide in this thing.

Me: Why would I kill you in your sleep? Then I wouldn’t get to see the look on your face.

He: ಠ_ಠ

 Posted by at 10:00 am
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