I was walking through Target with my mate, observing the plethora of tacky green plastic hats. Which, incidentally, I want.
He: Why all this fuss over St. Patrick? You never hear about St. Andrew. What did St. Patrick ever do to deserve his own holiday?
Me: He drove the snakes out of Ireland.
He: And by snakes, you mean Celtic pagans.
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