Bertha

Aug 222005
 

For some time now I’ve been industriously shovelling stuff out of the house. It’s taken a while; as Flylady says, we didn’t accumulate all this clutter overnight, and it’ll take time to get rid of it. But I’m making progress.

Last week I found this thing. It’s made up of thick wooden slats connected by nylon straps. I don’t know what it is. My spouse doesn’t know what it is. Neither of us remember buying or otherwise acquiring it. We don’t know what it’s for or where it came from. We’re quite baffled.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

 Posted by at 10:30 am

Back from the Boat

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Aug 182005
 

I’m sure in the long silence following my last entry, the two or three people who read my blog have been wondering “So, how was the cruise?”

It was great. Everyone should do it. Non-stop food; the buffets ran for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and if you wanted to eat during the two hours between one buffet and the next there was a 24-hour cafeteria at the back of the boat. Ship staff would wander around with trays of drinks and offer you one; within ten minutes of boarding I was buzzed.

Most of the time you couldn’t even tell you were on a ship. It was like one gigantic resort hotel, that just happened to be on the ocean. Late at night the vibration of the engines would become noticable as the captain ramped up the speed while the passengers were mostly asleep. Sunday morning we went through waves large enough that I could feel a very slight rocking, which I rather enjoyed.

The cabin was tiny. We didn’t care, we were hardly ever in it except to sleep and shower. There were a couple of pools (relatively shallow, I think the deepest one got to four feet), a track to run on, a salon, ping-pong tables, an enormous stage/showroom that spanned two decks, several dining halls, and I forget what else. The thing was a floating city.

Doubtless there was enough to make many pages of interesting commentary, but the fact is I haven’t been on the computer much lately. After all, who wants to fart around on the computer when you’ve got drums?

 Posted by at 11:30 am

Ahoy, Mateys

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Jul 272005
 

I’ve always been a pretty low-maintenance kind of gal. Never been into the designer fashions or expensive jewelry. Just as happy to go have a beer with friends as to sip cocktails at an upscale restaurant. I’d rather have the attention of my spouse than anything he could buy for me with money.

You’d think my husband would want to keep it that way, wouldn’t you? But no, he seems determined to cultivate a preference for the finer things in life. He likes to go to fancy restaurants. A couple of years ago he took me to a resort-type place for my birthday. And this weekend we’re going on a cruise.

I’ve never been on a cruise before. It’s a three-day trip to the Bahamas and back, to celebrate the fact that we’re both still alive in spite of having been married for fifteen years. My parents will be watching the sproggen for us.

If, in my old age, I am hopelessly spoiled and refuse to eat anything but lobster and champagne, it will be my husband’s fault.

 Posted by at 12:35 pm
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