Our Intermediate Accounting instructor wrote our assignment on the board Wednesday, saying “Here’s your second homework assignment.”
A classmate who had been absent blinked and asked “Second? What was the first one?”
The teacher gestured at me. I was busily writing down the assignment. “Ask Bertha. She’ll have it.”
Okay, we’ve had exactly one assignment in this class, and it wasn’t even one that got turned in. How the hell could she tell I, in particular, was bound to have it? Am I giving off some kind of vibe here?