Sep 012009

(Putting new light bulbs in the kitchen light; three out of the four bulbs had burned out.)

Bertha (turning on light): My God, it’s so bright!

Alpha Geek: Don’t bring your God into this.

Bertha (wandering off):
My god’s bigger than your god,
My god’s bigger than yours
My god’s bigger ’cause he eats Ken-L Ration,
My god’s bigger than yours

Alpha Geek (calling down the hall): Did you just sing that God eats Ken-L Ration?

 Posted by at 9:33 am

  2 Responses to “Overheard at Casa de Bertha”

  1. I am *so* glad I live far enough away that when the lightning bolt hits, I won’t get caught in the crossfire! :D

  2. You hope.

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