My name is Mr .Nahib Yusuf. I am donating ($10,500,000.00) to you. what I have to you for the up keeping of the Orphan and the less-privilage. Kindly Contact my lawyer this email email@example.com bless you. Mr .Nahib Yusuf.
My first impulse was to reply with, “Fuck the orphans,” but that would just confirm he’s got a live address.