Tip of the Day: Don’t Put Explosives in Your Ass

A Northern Territory man may be flown to Adelaide after a party trick involving setting off fire crackers between his buttocks went badly wrong.

This opening sentence makes me really curious: how could it have gone right?

“Alcohol was a possible factor involved in the stunt, police said.”

Gee, ya think?

Thanks to Dr. Grumpy for the link.