Last week Alpha Geek was sitting next to the cat and entertaining himself playing with her tail.
“Cat,” I declared, “you’re sending mixed signals.”
“How do you mean?” asked Alpha Geek.
“She’s thrashing her tail like she’s irritated, but she’s giving you a very loving look.”
“I imagine you can relate to that,” he pointed out.
The Director was watching me fart around in Zombie Lane just now. I made the little avatar perform some tricks and showed him some of the toys I had in inventory.
“Land mines?” he asked.
“I’ve never actually used them. I wonder what they do,” I said.
“Blow up zombies and disappear,” was his educated guess.
I plucked one up with the mouse and put it in front of a zombie. We watched her shamble around it a bit, then—
“BLOOIE!” I exclaimed.
“No, no, no,” corrected the Director. “It’s: SPUDOW!”
He’s absolutely right.
Today Sparky handed me a few things addressed to NewCo. There were a couple of checks, and something from an address I didn’t recognize—probably a bill. I’m still getting bills from places I haven’t seen yet, as we get settled in with our vendors and loans and whatnot.
I opened the checks and applied them to invoices, then opened the third envelope… saw the phrase “we are representing First Bookkeeper…”
Folded it back up, stuffed it back in the envelope, and passed it back to Sparky to give to the Boss.
Yep, looks like she’s suing him.
Still hoping I don’t get deposed over this shit.
