…except that 1,500 animal species have been observed having gay sex…
“To turn the approach on its head: No species has been found in which homosexual behaviour has not been shown to exist, with the exception of species that never have sex at all, such as sea urchins and aphis. Moreover, a part of the animal kingdom is hermaphroditic, truly bisexual. For them, homosexuality is not an issue.”
I’m tired of people I know dying. I don’t want anyone dying any more.
I’m hereby informing the Powers That Be: I want this situation rectified immediately.
That is all.
I was watching a show with my younger son when he picked up the remote and rewound the Tivo. I watched curiously, wondering what he wanted to see again–some detail being discussed in the narration, that he’d missed the first time?
He: Isn’t that the same model laptop I’ve got?
Me: OH MY GOD YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.