Still Employed

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Jan 102012
 

I started this job in July. Since then, there have been three new hires and five (maybe six) firings. The hiring strategy here seems to be of the “throw shit at the wall and see what sticks” variety.

The latest layoff was this week, when the only other male in the office besides the boss was laid off. Now we have a staff of nine, all female. I wonder how long it will be before we’re all having our periods at the same time. I bet once that syncs up the boss will start calling in sick that week.

Today I got cc’d on an e-mail the boss sent to our payroll department. Seems I’ll be getting a dollar more an hour starting next pay period. Woot! I guess this means I’ve survived the layoff tsunami.

Happy New Year!

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Jan 012012
 

Hope you’re all starting this one off well—especially since it’s apparently going to be our last!

Tossing Junk

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Dec 182011
 

My long-term dejunking project has moved into the kitchen. One cabinet at a time, I’m dragging everything out, scrubbing down the woodwork, and getting rid of the stuff I don’t ever use. Half the shit is going to the local thrift store; I’ve never liked cooking and have no idea how I wound up with some of this shit:

  • A turkey baster. Never used it.
  • Two (2) candy thermometers. At one point I thought I might like to make homemade lollipops or truffles. Then I found out how much work is involved.
  • Two (2) melon ballers. Never used. I don’t know where they came from.
  • Rolling pin. I think I may have used it a few times attempting to make biscuits, which always came out like floury hockey pucks.
  • Biscuit cutters. The biscuits were hopeless.
  • Cookie cutters. Why do I have cookie cutters? If I ever made cookies, they were just the drop-off-a-teaspoon variety.

There’s a bunch of other shit that’s going out. The cabinets are a lot less crowded.

The Artist is following along behind me putting down new shelf paper. He does it much more neatly than I would, carefully trimming it to fit and cutting notches to go snugly around corner supports and protrusions.

I love dumping all this shit I never use. I have room to keep the stuff I have left tidy, so I can actually find it. Later today we’re going to tackle the pantry.

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