Alpha Geek: Push this slider on the left to increase throttle, then tip it to steer left and right or up and down.
Bertha: That’s pretty neat.
Alpha Geek: “Pretty neat?” Look at the level of detail in the graphics!
Bertha: I’m not quite sure what to do with it.
Alpha Geek: Everybody says they’re not sure what to do with it. I don’t understand why people aren’t more impressed that I have a fully-functioning flight simulator on my phone.
Bertha: How do I go faster?
Alpha Geek: Dive.
(On the nearby couch, The Director started giggling.)
Alpha Geek: And it’s a good flight simulator. The physics are very realistic.
Bertha: I just did a loop-the-loop!
Alpha Geek: In a Cessna 172?! How did you do that without crashing?
Bertha: Maybe not completely realistic.
The Director cracked up.