We were watching TV last night, and an ad for American Idol came on.
Me: Is that still on? I thought it would’ve died out by now.
Alpha Geek: No, it’s been the number one show in America year after year after year.
Me: I’ve never actually seen it. Maybe I should watch it just to see what all the fuss is about.
Alpha Geek: THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.