Director: I wish our TV could do vertical and horizontal polarization so it could show Avatar in 3D.
Me: That will probably be the next big thing. Right now 3D is their way of getting people back into theatres.
Director: What will they do to get us into the theatre when we have 3D on our televisions?
Me: I guess they’ll have to perfect Smell-O-Vision.
Director: Oh, God.