Anyone want a kid?

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Jan 042008
 

Yesterday he harassed me for almost an hour because he was bored, his brother was too tired to play with him, and I wouldn’t let him play on the PS2 because I was doing something that required concentration.

“Please?”

“No.”

“Please?”

“I already answered you.”

“I’ll be quiet.”

“You’re not capable of being quiet.”

“Yes I am.”

(After forty-five minutes of this): “Kid, at this point I’m not going to let you play on the PS2 no matter what you say, because it would just teach you that if you harass me for forty-five minutes you’ll get what you want. I’m not setting myself up for that.”

“But there’s nothing else to do!”

“There’s plenty to do. You just don’t want to do it because you’ve made up your mind to play with the PS2. But that’s not going to happen.”

Much sulkage ensued.

Today, when he got home from school, he spent that same forty-five minutes happily doing math problems on paper. He wanted to work out what terminal velocity is in kilometers per second.

Nothing else to do, my ass.

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Happy New Year!

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Jan 022008
 

We’ve all been playing with our new toys. Spousal Unit used his Christmas bonus to get us both new Dell laptops. If I wasn’t afraid of breaking it I’d take it to bed with me.

A couple of weeks ago he said, “I didn’t get you much for Christmas this year.”

I had to laugh. “Are you kidding? You got me a car for my birthday and a laptop for Christmas. I got no complaints!”

Both the boys have been circling like vultures, dropping subtle hints like “What are you going to do with your old laptop, Mom?” However, neither of their grades in school this year have been good enough to warrant a reward of this magnitude—at the moment they don’t even have their desktops, which they were given on the condition that they do well in school. (I am getting A’s, and one B.) I’ll have to talk to the Spousal Unit, but in all likelihood I’ll sell it.

But man, you should see World of Warcraft on the new one. That picture is crisp. I’m totally geeking out.

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