Cultural Exchange

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May 312012
 

Last week, Alpha Geek’s sister came to town with her family. The Artist was out of town, but the Director greatly enjoyed playing with his cousins. He’s older than they are, so he got to see what it’s like to be a “big brother” kind of figure. He had a blast.

For the last year or so, the Director’s favorite word has been “derp.” It’s his all-around, go-to word to describe absurdity, foolishness, or general lack of purpose. He particularly likes to use it as a verb, as in “I’m going to derp around outside.” (For those unfamiliar with the term, it is a shortened form of “hurp derp,” from an internet meme to indicate someone being an idiot.)

By the time sister-in-law’s family left, all of his cousins were also routinely using “derp” in their conversation.

Sorry about that.

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My Daily Spam

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May 272012
 

My name is Mr .Nahib Yusuf. I am donating ($10,500,000.00) to you. what I have to you for the up keeping of the Orphan and the less-privilage. Kindly Contact my lawyer this email belloanderson_legalsolicitor@live.com bless you. Mr .Nahib Yusuf.

My first impulse was to reply with, “Fuck the orphans,” but that would just confirm he’s got a live address.

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