Tossing Junk

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Dec 182011
 

My long-term dejunking project has moved into the kitchen. One cabinet at a time, I’m dragging everything out, scrubbing down the woodwork, and getting rid of the stuff I don’t ever use. Half the shit is going to the local thrift store; I’ve never liked cooking and have no idea how I wound up with some of this shit:

  • A turkey baster. Never used it.
  • Two (2) candy thermometers. At one point I thought I might like to make homemade lollipops or truffles. Then I found out how much work is involved.
  • Two (2) melon ballers. Never used. I don’t know where they came from.
  • Rolling pin. I think I may have used it a few times attempting to make biscuits, which always came out like floury hockey pucks.
  • Biscuit cutters. The biscuits were hopeless.
  • Cookie cutters. Why do I have cookie cutters? If I ever made cookies, they were just the drop-off-a-teaspoon variety.

There’s a bunch of other shit that’s going out. The cabinets are a lot less crowded.

The Artist is following along behind me putting down new shelf paper. He does it much more neatly than I would, carefully trimming it to fit and cutting notches to go snugly around corner supports and protrusions.

I love dumping all this shit I never use. I have room to keep the stuff I have left tidy, so I can actually find it. Later today we’re going to tackle the pantry.

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The Stupid, It Burns

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Dec 172011
 

Friday, we got the 2012 DVD from Netflix. I rented it for The Artist, who loves stupid disaster movies. I think his favorite part is the commentary from his parents.

2012 Scientist: Temperatures are rising with incredible velocity across the globe!

Me: Temperature doesn’t have velocity!

Alpha Geek: No, no. You can’t be this outraged already, the stupidity level is only about a five. You have to tone it down so you’ll have room left for the real stupidity.

I’m so glad I didn’t pay ten bucks a head to see that movie.

Colloquialisms

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Dec 172011
 

The Director was putting on his coat. “Going somewhere?” I asked him.

“Just going outside.”

“Good idea. Go enjoy the sunshine.”

“Well, I’m just going to go herp around outside.”

“That’s pretty much what people mean when they say ‘enjoy the sunshine.'”

“Reallly?”

“Yep. It means ‘go herp around outside.'”

Later, I called to the back yard: “I’m going to the Kwik-E-Mart, do you want to come?”

“No thanks,” he called back, “I’m going to stay here and… enjoy the sunshine.

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